In America we eat man semen.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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