I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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