He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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