the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
