I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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