your thong is hanging out like whoa
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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