He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
