its not stalking. its research.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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