with your own penis?
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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