Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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