i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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