Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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