If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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