Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
FUCK WHALES
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
