we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
There r osticjed everywhere
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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