I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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