During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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