It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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