Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
