how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
where are you?
Hypothermia
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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