When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just found puke in my bra..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
