Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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