Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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