dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i drank out of a bidet.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Terrible idea I love it
We are all done wearing pants today
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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