It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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