those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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