this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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