i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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