susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
