Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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