Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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