He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Come on in and take your pants off
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