Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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