Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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