YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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