This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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