Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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