Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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