You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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