Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
