My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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