erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
The struggles of a small town man whore
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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