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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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