so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
no, he came in my armpit
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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