I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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