We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
