I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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