He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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