ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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