I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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