just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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